It's sometimes called the boob tube
although I don't know why.
If I ever saw it wear a bra
from laughter I might die.
I like to watch it this I know
but gay I'm not I swear.
Not that anything's wrong with that
but for boobies I don't care.
Yes it's true I have a pair
but the TV, it has none.
One of these days I may dress it up
with a bra of mine just for fun!