Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Spurned by Porn



Porn glorious porn
Enticing in its lackluster
What boy can deny
Watching as they shoot their cluster

It’s natural we know
Even some girls do enjoy it
But behind closed doors
Only if you can afford it

10 minutes or less
You bought it, you watched it, you owe
A big three hundred
So I hope you enjoyed the show

Money does not grow
Unlike your little ding-a-ling
So now you must pay
With things that won’t make it go schwing

A basement to clean
A garage and a shed house too
You’re at my command
And no more spanking to porn for you

You’ll now work it off
Unless you get yourself a job
You’ll do what I say
And I don’t want to hear you sob

So in the future
When you think that you feel the need
Go behind closed doors
With some lotion to spill your seed
©MDO


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