Thursday, July 30, 2009

Decision's Made


Blogophilia 22.2 Topic: You Make Me Want To Shout!
bonus points (hard, 2 points): incorporate a line from a country singer's song
(easy, 1 point): include 'give me three steps'
Final day to post: August 3rd midnight GMT.

Just give me three steps or else you’re out
I love you dearly there is no doubt.
With choices made you make me want to shout
you can’t win me over with your cute pout.

Have a little faith you’ll make it through
that is what constantly comes from you.
Your lack of dedication makes me blue
and you act as if you don’t have a clue.

I see through you with my xray vision
my intuition has that precision.
You need to make your final decision
or my foot and your butt ends in a collision.

I’m hot under the collar can’t you see?
You need to respond to make me happy.
Stay or go, either is fine with me.
Just make your decision already.

Come to think of it, decision is made.
You have just left me feeling betrayed.
I’m done living in this crazy charade.
I am turning you in for an upgrade!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Day at the Track

Blogophilia 21.2 Topic: Seasons in the Sun
bonus points
(hard, 2 points): incorporate a USP in your write (Unique Selling Proposition, i.e. 'melts in your mouth not in your hand')
(easy, 1 point) mention Donald Trump
Final day to post: July 27th midnight GMT.

“We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun” Remember that verse??

That was the song that played as we ate M&Ms at the race track. I was thinking it was a good thing that they melt in your mouth & not in your hands because it was a hot one! It would be awesome if I could say that I made out like Donald Trump on the race but sadly I can not! My hair on the other hand was sporting a much better style than his so for that I rejoice. I tried to pick a horse on a whim and picked Sugarsnap but I came to find out that I probably could have gotten down on that track and out galloped him. I was a little angry I admit, I even cursed him by saying that he should be given the march of death to the glue factory but I took that back quickly cause Karma… it sneaks up on ya every time! Needless to say I lost a good chunk of change on that filly, is that even the right term? Ever heard someone say you’re dead horsemeat?? Yeah, I felt like that was me because you see… I used a bookie to place my bet and lost so now I’m on the run. The collectors for the bookie are known as Bones, Thuggs, & Hard Money so me, being a little slow on the uptake, I thought they were a singing group until I officially met them. Yeah, they don’t sing but they sure can make a person sing in all the wrong ways! I was able to get them to give me a few days to get the green together but I missed that deadline, like a horse’s ass, so I’m now in hiding and hoping that they are the meat heads I think they are. If only I were a horse whisperer!

So, I did have some joy & fun (while I seasoned in the sun) but now I’m just wishing I had some Donald Trump like assets to get the bookie trio off my tale!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Sonnet of the Crazy

Blogophilia 18.2 Topic: Dance With Me
bonus points
(hard, 2 points): include a sonnet
(easy, 1 point): feature an imaginary friend
Final day to post: July 6th midnight GMT.

Come dance with me in the glorious mud,

while it’s gathering in my own back yard.

We’ll thank the heavens above for this flood

and don’t you worry, we will not be marred.

Together we will make a special blend.

You sane, me crazy, we can only win.

You may be imaginary my friend

but ignoring you would just be a sin.

We’ve been together for all of these years

and you’ve stuck with me through all the rough times.

So we dance tonight to release our fears

and get our groove on until the bell chimes.

Don’t’ be worried when you hear the racket

when they come to me with my straight jacket.


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